if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,
People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
- I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
- I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
- We should kiss right now at this party
- No that is a super dumb idea
- *kisses her anyway*
- That was dumb of you
- We should get married right now
- We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
- Like tomorrow?
- Sure, fine.
- We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
- It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
- Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
- *immediately kills himself*
- For fucks sake.
nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door